And I don't feel any different.

So, this is the New Year.

My resolution (s): Healthy Choices (not the frozen dinner)

I’ve always thought the concept of a ‘new’ year was pretty humorous. Are any of our past transgressions really just forgotten? Are any of us ACTUALLY going to make healthy choices?

In all honesty, we have a ‘new’ year to make the answer to “What’s the date?” more exciting. The years and months and dates are created for the jackass who wanted a fiscal year, and an office calendar. Not by some guy who wanted a ‘fresh start’ and a ‘forgotten past’. The Earth making a full orbit around the Sun shouldn’t make you want to lose weight. Or be more outgoing. Or be a better person.

But great that you’ve found a reason to! Or at least a time to start. Although, maybe shit would get done if we changed when we needed to, instead of on January 1st.

I know, that whole rant was a huge party foul on an exciting bank holiday.

Maybe I’m just a hater.

Or a hypocrite, since I have a ‘resolution’ to ‘eat healthier’.

But. In the spirit of things, hopefully this New Year will bring about a new decade; a decade with more art and music and less stupid people... Major reforms in the legal systems of many states and countries... The assassination of all three of the Jonas Brothers... Stricter parents... The revival of "Hey Arnold!"...Etc.

- the 'new' Jordana